OFF YOUR BUTTS

"Is it going to be an indoor version of the old rally fav the bungee pull? Water slide? or maybe a new indoor game like dance drag racing. With classes for Latin American, Tango, Waltz and Disco?"

"No! It was a skittle lane!"

Teams of four paid an entry fee of £4.00 and played in knock out rounds till the last left team won the 'pot' of the entry fees.

"And the winners were!"

"Horace, Von, Gaz & Carole of Cannock M.A.G".

With the skittles contest out of the way the lights were dimmed and Tonto cranked up the music and the party moved up a gear.

The gruesome twosome sat and tried not to smile. Little un thought she'd out foxed Tonto by asking for the latest by Sum 41: only for him to play it for her about 10 mins later.

Throughout the night the dance was well covered with bodies gyrating to the beat, and the bar never had a chance to fall over as it was well propped up all evening.