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The Elephant and the Mouse |
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| One day a female elephant was
walking through the jungle, when she heard the faint sound of
someone crying. She stops and moves her head left and right to locate
the direction the crying is coming from and then goes to investigate
Coming into a clearing she sees a mouse sitting on a boulder crying his eyes out. She goes over to the mouse and says. "Why are you crying little mouse?" The mouse looks up sniffs and wipes his eyes and replies, that it's his birthday. The elephant says. " You should be happy on your birthday not crying. What's the problem then?" To this the mouse replies that he has never had sex! So the elephant being a kindly soul and feeling sorry for the mouse says. "I'll tell you what mouse. You can have me." The mouse is overjoyed at this, but then says. " How are we going to do it because you're so tall?" "No problem" says the elephant "I'll back up to this boulder and then we can get it on. So this is what happens. But unfortunately the elephants head is under a coconut tree, and while the mouse is having his wicked way a couple of coconuts drop from the tree and hit her on the head. Because of this she lets out a couple of moans. The mouse hearing this shouts . " Suffer baby suffer." |