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This is the beauty of science; the ability to explain natural
phenomenon...
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on the
sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine."

"That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

It works for me too!

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