• You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer. 
•  Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer. 
• Your best friends are named after animals.
• Your best shoes have steel toes.
• You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. 
• Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
•  You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
•  You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.
• You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.
•  You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.
•  Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement.
•  You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
•  Any day you ride is a good day.
•  Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
•  You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
•  You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home.
•  Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests and a Leather Jacket.
•  You don't think it’s a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.
• You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.
•  You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start.
•  Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.
•  Your garage has more square footage than your house.
•  Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.
•   You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
•  Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and tell .
• All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.

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