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The trial of one David Thomas, aka Tomo was held on Friday 16th  March at the Jesters court London road Shrewsbury.

The accused was charged with impersonating a pop star on and before the January 27th 2001. To which he pleaded "not guilty."

Quiet in court!  The judge, called for the prosecution to present their case.

After making his opening statement council for the prosecution presented his first peice of evidence.

  exhibit #1(showing knees like that must be a crime) On seeing this photo the accused and his council had an urgent discussion after which the accused changed his plea to guilty.  

The judge then sentenced  Tomo to ritual humiliation infront of his relations and peers He ordered  the court bailiffs to dress Thomas in the ceremonial black cape and red nose pants.

Are you sure this is the latest fashion in thongs  "Just a little off the top and sides please"

After this was done the bailiffs then prepared the felon for the executioner to carry out the sentence.

" 'ear Trace 'ave you ever felt anything like this before" 

The executioner entered the   " something for the weekend sir?" court and strode up behind the Angus impersonator. Pushed his head roughly forward, and with a flash of light off highly polished steel blades, severed Thomas from his pony tail " Do you think this red T shirt suits me Trace?"

 

  "Maybe sir would be instrested in some hair extentions" The bailiffs turned court jesters, dangled the severed locks before him mockingly and saying  "who's a pretty boy then?" 

"I didn't realise it was so long!" The headless tail was then, as a final humiliation given to his greiving relations as a reminder to the consequences of dressing as a young public school boy and playing an inflatable guitar  

On a more serious note over  £300 was raised in sponsorship for RED NOSE DAY by the students and staff at SCAT for Tomo's pony tail cutting.                 That's a whole lota Rosey
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